
Literary Workshops

February 2017
by Miren Baines
So it would seem that it is the month of love and in certain writing circles, this could be equal to that of the Christmas Rush most people feel over the holidays. (You know --- those evil holidays that we have just gotten over not too long ago?) I’ve often wondered why it is that February, a winter month, and in some cases the most wintery weather laden month, would have been chosen as the one to symbolize love?
In any case that is what I am here to speak about today in terms of our shared art of the word. There was once a question that was proposed - “How do you speak romantically to someone?”
I’ve contemplated that one for a moment.
My classic mind reaches for the most endearing men of romantic thought and looking at the long list of books that are always beaming their judgmental subject mastery at me as I type these words, the names John Donne and William Shakespeare come to mind. Who can forget William’s mysterious dark haired woman that appears in his sonnets? Or John and his secretive poetic code that would be passed under the table of polite society where morals and virtue were high among the elite but within the depths of locked doors, the most intimate and arousing verse would be exchanged to steal the heart’s palpitations of an otherwise innocent lady?
These are modern times, and unfortunately you probably won’t run into anything remotely the same compared to what was done back in the day. It is actually harder! The competition for anyone’s attention is eaten up by modernity and its glowing smart phones, robotic auto-messaging systems, and even programs and apps that will simply allow the less flowery of us to come up with something semi-presentable without even burning their brain cells to get it.
But what fun would that be?
Rule 1:
Don’t get too carried away with fancy flowery words. There is a tendency to over respond by getting the trusty Miriam Webster out to show off your vocabulary skills… but are we attempting to become pigeon chested with our pen tips or swoon with our romantic affection?
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Rule 2:
Please don’t just write anything down – get to know the person you are writing for and make it very personal. A generic message can backfire badly and in some cases would cause one to even question as to whether you’ve given them a “re-hashed” piece of work that could possibly be in the hands of someone else. (Facebook and social media are demonic, my friends --- the odds of seeing that same lovely phrase given to another in the same manner could very well haunt you!)
Rule 3:
Mind your length - If it's poetry you are looking for…keep your stanzas at the bare minimum because at the end of the day, it’s supposed to have impact and not make your focus of word crafted affection feel as if they are preparing for an English AP lecture. My suggestion is don’t go any more than 20 to 25 lines if you can help it. It doesn’t matter what meter or style you use, just as long as you can get your points across.
Rule 4:
Match your style with the language you would normally use, please. The 1500’s have long since passed so if you aren’t walking around this earth saying your thee’s, thys, and thou’s, then now is not the time to start! Use your plain language but use it in a way that presents an art that can be appreciated because the English language can have a very beautiful and elegant flow if treated right.

January 2017 - A Lesson with a Song
by The Song
Good Day my little furries, fairies, and futas!
Last time, we talked about mermaids. This time I'd like to help you research grammar. Incorrect punctuation, spelling, and sentence structure have the possibility to chase off good writers. If you can master these things, then you will be able to keep hold of that elusive great partner you just snagged with your epic mermaid writing!
Again, favorite search engines can work. Copying and pasting your writing into a Microsoft Word document and doing an extensive spelling and grammar check is also helpful. And while you may not have extra time, I promise you that reading articles in newspapers or a good book will shore up your grammar in no time. They have professional folks whose job it is to make sure that all that punctuation is correct so the reader isn't sitting there scratching their head, completely distracted by incorrect grammar. Here is a list of common mistakes seen by writers here and elsewhere that is sure to drive some crazy.


And to drive my point home,
I present this meme
This segment of
Literary Workshops
is brought to you by our beloved Consultant, The Song!

December 2016 - On Character Creation
by AllMyVices
When it comes to creating a character – and, more specifically, creating an interesting character – there are a lot of factors involved. You want to create a character that will mesh well with your RP partner and their own character, but at the same time, you want there to be the right amount of conflict as pertains to the plot that you have discussed with your partner. Finding the right balance to create an engaging story with your cast of characters can prove to be a challenge and the best way to approach character creation and then development is by following a step by step process.
Some of the things to consider right off the bat include:
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Your character’s name. Hopefully, you already have an idea of what kind of character that you would like to make for a particular plot. For example, if you are creating a character for a High Fantasy RP, your character’s name probably won’t be something like Samantha or Chris. Fantasy has always had a specific flavor when it comes to their names, and while it may be cute to have a more modern, mundane name for your magic wielding mage, also consider something that gives this character more flare, such as Zelda or Link (haha). Just like if you were creating a character that is allegedly a Russian mafia boss, you might want to look up Russian names to better fit the origin of your character. I tend to go out of my way to also find intriguing surnames (last names) to give my characters as well.
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Origins. Adding culture and diversity to a character helps to add depth. The difference between creating an all American sweetheart and a Nubian prince is culture, where they're from, their historical background. Do some background reading when you decide to make a character that is foreign, or even just regionally foreign. If you live somewhere in Wyoming and have never lived anywhere else, chances are you don't know the exact culture of your character that lives in New Orleans. Just like if you're trying to create a handsome Englishman, but you're American yourself, it's also a good idea to research some background before you jump into it
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Flaws. This is a big one that I stress. You can't have a perfect character; no one in the real world is perfect. While a lot of what we like to write is fantasy – whether the magic kind or just where your imagination carries you – it's also a good idea to have characteristics that we can all relate to. It also adds depth to the character. While it's possible to make a good story work with someone who sits at home and watches Netflix all day after a 9-5 job, adding conflict to your character helps bring out the story. Give them imperfections, such as a drinking problem or self-esteem issues. My personal favorite is applying mental illnesses to my character structures so that I can delve deep into their psychology. Giving your mighty warrior weaknesses so that he or she isn't just an indestructible badass adds conflict. Remember, even Superman has his weaknesses in the form of Lois Lane and kryptonite.
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Purpose. This is where plotting also comes into play. You have a fresh-faced college student who runs into her sexy professor. But what's the purpose here? Are they just going to succumb to one another's desires and move on with life? What is your character's underlying purpose with the professor – or at school, for that matter? Having an idea of where you want to take your character, especially when you can tie it to all of the above, helps improve the quality of the story you are trying to write, too. Whether she is in search of a magical relic or he's trying to escape his psycho ex-girlfriend can help add layers to be pulled back later in the plot.
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Profession. We ask this in real life all the time. It's probably one of the very first topics of conversation discussed during a first date. In today's society, your job is essentially what helps to define you. Having a well-evolved profession for your character adds yet another layer to the growing list of what your character is becoming. Are you wanting a bounty hunter, a doctor, a wily mage or something as interesting as a taxidermist? What your character does for a living will help you figure out what their ultimate purpose is in the story and also helps reflect their personality.
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Appearance. This might be superficial, but ultimately a large part of your character as well. A lot of your writing will involve describing how your character looks. Hair color, eye color, height, weight, whether or not they have amazing abs or a giant rack all goes into characterization. Some people use visuals to express what their mind's eye sees their character looks like. Some people only detail it out in writing. No matter what, make sure you have a clear visual in your imagination so you can better generate how your character moves, how they're going to stare at another character, whether they have dimples in their cheeks when they smile, or if their jeans cup their ass in just the right way.
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On that note, I think the second part of creating and developing your character relies heavily on your RP partner as well. You can contrive an amazing creation that you adore that will be a perfect match for someone else (keep track of your characters for reference and even later use!) but may very well fail to jibe with your chosen partner's own creation. If you are creating a character from scratch for a particular RP or plot, make sure your partner and you discuss your likes and dislikes when it comes to the pairing. Listening to one another will help create a character unique to your story.


November 2016
by <3 Songy
Hello Darling Dearies of GP!
I have elected to write to you all about research of RPs. I love to research. It's probably one of my greatest passions. So let's hypothesize a situation. A great writer PMs you and says, "I like your writing style. I would love to write a story about mermaids." You panic. "I know nothing of mermaids," you think to yourself in horror.
Have no fear, research is near!
Pull up your favorite search engine and have at it. Look up mermaids. Look at images. You'll be surprised to find that some mermaids have sharp teeth. Others have webbed fingers. Some are projected as sirens with a sweet voice that lures men/women to their deaths. Look up "mermaid history in literature." See what other writers have envisioned when they've thought of these elusive creatures. Your partner will be stunned and enamored as you respond to their starter with all of this knowledge. Bonus of research? It helps to fill your writing so that you're not stuck writing the same things over and over... descriptions, feelings, conversation. You've now got some actual information to share with your partners too!
So of course you can also watch movies like The Little Mermaid or Splash (my own personal favorite).
Happy Hunting my friends.

Write a scene that involves a mermaid.
Someone has to say, "Can you please not do that?


October 2016
by Sangra the Cuthulu
Hello Member,
As Guilty Pleasures' Heart Ambassador and founder of the Consultancy Program, I am responsible for helping the community improve their creativity and writing through constructive criticism and feedback. The Consultants were all chosen by members of the community who excel in a particular aspect of writing, be it a genre of literature, character development, descriptive aptitude or construction of a plot. You will find each monthly publication of this newspaper featuring a hint or tip for your muse to explore. This week's words of wisdom are brought to you by Sangra the Cuthulu.
Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy
What can be said that hasn't already been said? To start, you have to think about the words of Tom Clancy: "The difference between fiction and reality, fiction has to make sense."
How does Fantasy make sense? Well, you have to show this to your readers. It requires making sure they know exactly what is happening, why does it happen or why someone or something exists the way it does in the world. The challenge in all of this is making your reader believe it after conveying all of it thoroughly enough to be understood. Think of it like fishing, where you draw them in with bait and make them believe the world they are reading about can actually exist in their imagination. Once you've successfully lured them in and they took the bite, your story will come to life in its own unique and extraordinary way.
It's important to know, however, that this is only one of many, many other factors in need to be included. There is a vast amount of planning and brainstorming to cover the world, its history, and religion. What about the sports played, the climates of regions and more? We'll cover this next another time, however. Until then, reader, if you want to write about fantasy, be sure to keep this in mind. I wish you the best of luck.
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