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July 2017

June 2017

by TheFieryFaye?

Hello, GP Lovelies. Summer is just around the corner. For the month of June, we are in luck--Jupiter moves back into direct motion. Venus, the planet of love and reconciliation is making a comeback. Perhaps some of you may have experienced a lack of muse or appreciation for roleplay, or maybe you have been on hiatus. However, now that we are in transition, it's time to put our feet forward and strive onward. Plans can now expand and move in the right direction; new goals are set in motion. Summer is a great time to be active, to connect with others and to relax with close ones and family. With regard to signs, we are now in the sign of sanguine Gemini, from May 21- June 20. Gemini is the second of the air signs. It is a represented by the twins, which serves as a humane and dual type of sign. These natives are naturally curious and seek out answers, for they are ruled by Mercury, a planet that causes instability. However, Mercury also provides looking at multiple perspectives and these individuals can adapt and become flexible. 

Let's not forget that in Roman mythology, Hermes stands for the messenger, one who was swift and clever in going in between the immortal and mortal realms, the mediator so to speak. Geminis appear to be youthful and like to be mentally challenged. They also enjoy sarcastic humor. At the end of the day, these people have many in their network but have a few close friends who know them best. 

The following is a monthly report of astrological insight according to how the planets are transiting according to your personal Ascendant. Instead of basing information off of your Sun sign, we will use your Ascendant (a.k.a. first house ruler) to help you hone in on where to focus your writing energies for the month. Fun fact: In general, knowing your ascendant can provide a more accurate account of your body, constitution, and self-expression versus your sun sign, which can provide awareness of other characteristics according to where and how the Sun is placed in your specific chart. With certain elements in mind, I have devised brief snapshots based on your Ascendant that will specifically help focus on you as a GP writer.

For more information on how to find your Ascendant, please visit this website: http://astro-charts.com/tools/new/birthchart/.
 

 

Aries Motto: I'm sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. 

Aries: Writing comes back again into full swing this month for you, Aries. Mercury is at home here, which means that although your writing energies will not be as prominent or strong, you are are working behind the scenes to make sure you are writing once more. You are quite consistent and do not disappoint. Have fun and keep your energies in action. 

​Taurus Motto: I don't sugar coat shit--I'm not Willy Wonka.

Taurus: Hello, you tantric Taureans. This month, you, too, are in your element of writing. Perhaps you could write a sizzling romance for the summer. Love and flings will be placed in the second house of personal values and belongings. Maybe a particular pendant or photo brings your characters together. That could be a suggestion for an opener. Have fun and enjoy! 
 

​Gemini Motto: I'm not saying let's kill all stupid people.
Gemini: You are rockstars this month as well! Not only are you shining in writing but other hobbies as well. Your goals and desires are coming to fruition. Venus is at home in the sign of Taurus, and Mercury is in the strongest house, so keep your vision strong! Make sure you see your projects through and complete them before going onto others. 

 

Cancer Motto: Sweet as sugar, hard as ice, hurt me once, I'll kill you twice. 

Cancer: Dear Cancer, sadly this month is not your writing month. I am reading the chart, and not only are you not visible, your writing energies are debilitated and in the weakest house. Even if you want to try and convince yourself to write again, it won't be expressed in your favor. You may need to take some downtime and "chill" out for the month. Sometimes it's good to take a breather and figure out what is important to you in your own personal life. Just be sure to communicate to your roleplay partners, and don't withdraw into your hard shell. 

Leo Motto: I'm not just a Leo, I'm a big cup of wonderful, covered in awesome sauce, with a splash of sassy and a dash of crazy. 

Leo: For this month, lovely Leos, take your writing energies to new-found destinations. Venus is placed the in the ninth house of travel, foreign destinations, higher learning, and spiritual awakening. You can play off of these topics to build an interesting storyline. What is also good here is that Venus is home in the sign of Taurus, so you'll definitely be in your writing element. Good luck!

Virgo Motto: Don't play too many video games with me--I'll like you one minute then go "f*ck you" all too quickly. 

Virgo: Does it seem like you're out of your loop, dear Virgo? While your writing energies might be strong this month, it may end of backfiring because something is not being expressed well enough. Maybe a storyline has gone sour, you are at a loss for words to describe what you should with your character. Your fifth house of recreation is symbolized by heavy and slow Saturn who is working overtime. Perhaps you are restricting yourself based on what your roleplay partner is not giving. Maybe you're just trying to break out of your comfort zone and may want to try out new things. Vanilla or ordinary storylines don't really cut it for you this month, so take the time you know what you want in your RT's and have clear and defined expectations. 

Libra Motto: I'm shy at first, but when I get comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit to happen. 

Libra: Good News this month, Libra. You are back into your writing zone. Jupiter stands out prominently in your first house, which is the most angular and most distinguished out of all the houses. Perhaps you have reassessed on narrowing your focus so that now you can take the world by storm and impress all your lovely writing partners. When I look to the fifth house of fun and recreation, it is placed in the third house of writing and communication. Since Saturn is visiting here, your writing will not be fast or super active, but a gradual process to get to where you want to be. Saturn does not like change and when it is placed in the sign of Sagittarius, it feels like you are being restricted. Libra is all about connecting with others, so it's important to keep your RP partners up-to-date with your projects and your ideas. Your creativity is beautiful--just take the time to polish up on what you want your visions to be. 

 

Scorpio Motto: I'm not going to apologize for speaking my mind, so either take it or leave it. 

Scorpio: Whenever you write, Scorpio, others are just enthralled by your influences. However, for this month, even though you are dying to write, your writing energies themselves may be weak. You have brilliant ideas, but maybe your usual schedule of firing out many responses may be limited to a few in the month of June. It looks like your writing energies may be influenced by real life situations that are hindering you from generating your muse. You'll get around to your responses; others are touched by you, so don't worry if you need some down time as well. 

 

​Sagittarius Motto: If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine--it's lethal

Sagittarius: Your writing energies can be taken one in two ways, Sag. One, you as a GP writer are not all here, and need to focus on you, or, perhaps you can create a character who is struggling through a major hardship and is haunted by his or her relationships from the past. For the fifth house, the house of fun and recreation, Mars is placed in a weak sign of relationships. Perhaps, in your stories, you can create a tragic romance playing on deep, inner emotions that are just screaming out, but cannot be understood or has no way of expression. Or perhaps, you as a GP writer will need to take the time to devote to your loved ones this as well. Like I said, the chart has two interpretations. Maybe it's not the best month for you to write, or you can delve into that inner emo of yours. 
 

Capricorn Motto: When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Capricorn: You can feel summer, and you have great ideas to shine to this month, Capricorn. Jupiter is placed in the tenth house of status and career. Perhaps, you can focus on your character accomplishments, making your character a powerhouse. Naturally, as a sign of hard work of determination, this theme comes naturally to you. Furthermore, in the house of fun and recreation, you find that you are one when you are in the comfort of your own home. Or, this could indicate that you may want to work on a story that signifies the home. Whatever you decide, you'll be in your element this month. Enjoy. 

 

Aquarius Motto: I'm unique. I'm goofy. I'm me. No regrets.

Aquarius: You are torn, dear Aquarius. On the one hand, you are wanting to write and you want to be active and have great depth to your writing, but at the same time, Mars is weakened being in a watery sign. Mars is naturally a fiery planet. It's like you're extinguishing your creative juices for the month, or the inspiration is in a dormant state. However, for recreation and fun, you enjoy the comfort of being at home and not being disturbed. Perhaps if you block out irritants, you'll get into a better routine, because I see that idea of writing is strong. You just have to play this battle within yourself to make sure you seize the day at the very end. 

Pisces Motto: I really don't need or ask for much, just respect what I do and don't make me look like a fool.

Pisces: This month, Pisces, writing finds its way back into your heart. Maybe you had some difficulty last month, trying to force your way through your communications, but it appears that you are back in the game and everything is tranquil and working out just fine. Surround yourself with comfort, with love and grace. Perhaps you can try out a timeless historical piece or a realistic slice-of-life that warms your heart up, you hopeless romantics. What a great way to start your summer. 

by TheFieryFaye

May 2017

Spring has commenced. We say goodbye to the winter blues, spring forward and start anew. In a nutshell, since we missed our April horoscopes, we had a bit of a rocky start. A few planets have moved into troublesome positions. Much like Aries the ram, perhaps some of us have made risky decisions without thinking things through. From March, the theme was about surrender and peace. Unfortunately, when a few planets moved into some challenging spots, we probably felt it, too. One of those planets was Mercury. Perhaps you've experienced some communication issues, and you've wanted to work things out, but it seems like things were counterproductive. Mercury was in retrograde for some time. Rest assured, things will eventually return to their peaceful states, but it sure felt like there was tension these past few weeks in April. 

Since we've started over on the zodiac wheel, we start again with Aries, the ram. Aries, ruled by fiery Mars, is a cardinal sign, usually in some type of leadership role. These folk are usually the pioneers and have great determination in their endeavors. They are usually enthusiastic, optimistic and courageous in what they do. They make great friends--with a slightly overprotective streak-- though be advised for their fiery tempers--they may be impulsive and reckless at times. 

Now, for the month of May, we move from the charged-up Aries native to a more temperate-ruled sign, Taurus. Here, we move into the peak of spring. Taureans are not ones to venture far from the familiar, unlike their adventurous counterparts, and like to be surrounded by their comforting surroundings. They are not ones to be in leadership roles, but they can handle their jobs quite well, independently. Not one for confrontation, they are ruled by Venus and appreciate art, love, and beauty. Their weaknesses include them being stubborn, lazy and, at times. a bit materialistic. 

The following is a monthly report of astrological insight according to how the planets are transiting according to your personal Ascendant. Instead of basing information off of your Sun sign, we will use your Ascendant (a.k.a. first house ruler) to help you hone in on where to focus your writing energies for the month. Fun fact: In general, knowing your ascendant can provide a more accurate account of your body, constitution, and self-expression versus your sun sign, which can provide awareness of other characteristics according to where and how the Sun is placed in your specific chart. With certain elements in mind, I have devised brief snapshots based on your Ascendant that will specifically help focus on you as a GP writer.

For this theme, since we have Mother's Day coming up, flowers are the perfect subject to fit into lovely spring. Hopefully, you'll find some connection between the zodiac sign and flower. 

For more information on how to find your Ascendant, please visit this website: http://astro-charts.com/tools/new/birthchart/

April 2017

by TheFieryFaye

"Oh, Spring! I want to go out and feel you and get inspiration. My old things seem dead. I want fresh contacts, more vital searching." - Emily Carr

 

Winter is nearly over, GP Lovelies. A couple of key ideas for this month are surrendering and having trust. As we enter Pisces, we are reminded that we reflect, grow from within, and surrender certain things in order to move on. Oftentimes we may tend to brood things over a certain amount of time. By learning how to capitulate we are able to remove the negative factors in our lives in order to get the job done. An activity or an example would be to start doing that early spring clean. In other instances, some may hang onto stubborn ideologies. Again, getting the courage and realizing the need for change is necessary so positive growth can take place. It is with these things in mind that we then can spring forward and start over.

 

Pisces are those born from February 19 - March 20. It is the last wintry sign and a water sign, meaning it is a connective, receptive sign--perhaps a bit too sensitive in their own environments. They operate like a double-edged sword. Some may say these people are altruistic, and many can love them for their tender hearts. At the same time, they could be doormats if they are not careful. In addition, natives of this sign are creative and need flexibility in their everyday lives. Also, don't expect a direct answer from them. Much like the two fish diverging in different directions, this equates to vacillation or hesitancy. Communication may not be their strong suit, but they make up for it by being great listeners. Ruled by benefic Jupiter, this gaseous planet carries influences expanding on their ideas and their creativity, though if Pisceans take on too many projects, they rarely accomplish what they had originally thought of in the first place. So, even if they are not the most disciplined, they are rather adaptable and 'go with the flow' to make other areas of their lives work. There's a certain mysterious air to them. You never know which side you'll see. You'll find out should you get to know them well enough. Not all will be welcomed, but if you're in their circle of trust, you'll be lucky to have a Piscean friend by your side.

 

The following is a monthly report of astrological insight according to how the planets are transiting according to your personal Ascendant. Instead of basing information off of your Sun sign, we will use your Ascendant (a.k.a. first house ruler) to help you hone in on where to focus your writing energies for the month. Fun fact: In general, knowing your ascendant can provide a more accurate account of your body, constitution, and self-expression versus your sun sign, which can provide awareness of other characteristics according to where and how the Sun is placed in your specific chart. With certain elements in mind, I have devised brief snapshots based on your Ascendant that will specifically help focus on you as a GP writer.

 

Just as a note, this month's theme for Pisces is all about alcoholic beverages. These watery signs have a tendency to love liquor, and we've got March 17, St. Patrick's Day, so why not have fun, eh? Anyway, you can take a look to see which drink matches up with your Ascendant or Rising Sign.

February 2017

by TheFieryFaye

Hello GP Members! A lot of you are still feeling the cold, while some of you are experiencing some eccentric weather patterns. Well, it’s a perfect segue to the sign of Aquarius, our second wintry astrological sign that commences from January 19 - February 18. In this particular month of 2017, we see communications starting to move forward in favorable directions. There might have been a period where energies may have been stalling, but as we move toward this fixed sign, you’ll be guaranteed to see more things being accomplished. However, there is a small minus; Jupiter is now in retrograde, which means schedules and some slowing down needs to take place in our day-to-day routines. It’s actually not that terrible if we think about it. Every now and then we all need a time of reflection, so this would be a great time to turn inward to look at ourselves to see what is needed in order to aim at our goals as we climb our own personal ladders of success and happiness. Just as a final note, toward the latter of the Aquarian month, be careful to choose your battles wisely. Jupiter is in square with Uranus--which took me by surprise. I normally don’t look to the other outer planets since I base most of my astrology from traditional methods, but it’s worth mentioning this month since we’ve seen protests in the news. Just be sure to use reason and logic. It’s not worth having unsound arguments that you don’t need in the first place.

Now, in terms of those born under the Water Bearer, these folk are humanitarians and have huge hearts and great and innovative ideas.These people are also ruled by Saturn, rather detached or aloof at times. That is not to say that these people are robots or void of emotion, but they use mental intellect and words for expression as opposed to physical actions. Also as a word to the wise, while they can be temperamental and fixed in their ways, do not put restrictions on them. They like to have wiggle room and explore a multitude of possibilities. These people are visionaries and strive to help out and serve their communities.

The following is a monthly report of astrological insight according to how the planets are transiting according to your personal Ascendant. Instead of basing information off of your Sun sign, we will use your Ascendant (a.k.a. first-house ruler) to help you hone in on where to focus your writing energies for the month. Fun fact: In general, knowing your ascendant can provide a more accurate account of your body, constitution, and self-expression versus your sun sign, which can provide awareness of other characteristics according to where and how the Sun is placed in your specific chart. With certain elements in mind, I have devised brief snapshots based on your Ascendant that will specifically help focus on you as a GP writer.

January 2017

by TheFieryFaye

Happy New Year GP lovelies! We say goodbye to such a turbulent year and welcome a steadfast and more grounded year for 2017. I am adding a small segment of Chinese astrology before I move to Capricorn. In 2017, we welcome the Fire Rooster. Fire is the fuel that gets us going. Paired with the rooster, there is a certain grounding that will take place. The goal is that improvements will be made from the mischievous monkey which struck chaos in random bursts, so my prediction is that we will be exiting out of this roller-coaster ride and will see things move to a slower, more consistent pace.

In terms of starting the New Year in January, we are entering into the first of the winter signs: Capricorn. During this time, Saturn is ruler of this sign and it brings a sense of realism, maybe to some, pessimism. The holidays just passed. Some viewed them as a memorable time or a horrible time. It all depends on perspective. As far as writing energies go, they are there, but have a hard time coming into light since the days are still short and the match has that friction, needing to be lit up. We probably won't see too many things happening just yet, but plans are underway to making GP better!

Capricorn is a domesticated, cardinal sign. Friendly, and goal-oriented, Capricorns are hard workers and are fueled by their great ideas and their objectives. They are probably the most mysterious of the signs--cool and reserved but wise beyond their years. They are usually seen in leadership type positions, even though they may not show that physical expression that some other signs do. However, do not underestimate these Earthen folks! Their persistence and inner drive motivate them and they pull others along toward steady success. They do not give up, and while most may not understand them, they do not need to seek approval, for they are true to themselves in the end.

The following is a monthly report of astrological insight according to how the planets are transiting according to your personal Ascendant. Instead of basing information off of your Sun sign, we will use your Ascendant (a.k.a. first-house ruler) to help you hone in on where to focus your writing energies for the month. Fun fact: In general, knowing your ascendant can provide a more accurate account of your body, constitution, and self-expression versus your sun sign, which can provide awareness of other characteristics according to where and how the Sun is placed in your specific chart. With certain elements in mind, I have devised brief snapshots based on your Ascendant that will specifically help focus on you as a GP writer.

Please click each image to read.

October 2016

by TheFieryFaye

Winter is here and so is jovial Jupiter entering in the sign of Sagittarius approximately from November 23 to December 21. Time to take ourselves out of the fixed nature from Scorpio and become open to unexplored pathways and exciting adventures. The focus for this month is compassion. Here at Guilty Pleasures, we're giving thanks to special people who have touched us, and impacted us in some way, shape or form. As we wrap up 2016, we reflect on our experiences, both good and bad. Last month we may have had some bumps; however, Jupiter is there to show us kindness, stability, and expansion with our amazing ideas and growth as a writing community.

For those born under this fiery sign, Sagittarians are for the most part, curious, tolerant and goal-oriented. They are always looking toward the future, creating a sense of optimism, but they also need the challenge to stimulate their ever-growing thirst for knowledge. While Sagittarius has many positives, let's not forget about how this sign is not one to get into a verbal battle. They are brutally honest and will not tolerate deception of any kind. In addition, another key element for these individuals is freedom; they find that control limits their space and these people love to have plenty of opportunities to flourish however they see fit. Finally, these people are mutable, meaning that they are quite adaptable to many situations, but at the same time, they may take more risks or gambles than they would have otherwise just to slow down. These folks are known for their slightly impulsive behaviors--but then again-- aren't most us? 

The following is a monthly report of astrological insight according to how the planets are transiting according to your personal Ascendant. Instead of basing information off of your Sun sign, we will use your Ascendant (a.k.a. first house ruler) to help you hone in on where to focus your writing energies for the month. Fun fact: In general, knowing your ascendant can provide a more accurate account of your body, constitution, and self-expression versus your sun sign, which can provide awareness of other characteristics according to where and how the Sun is placed in your specific chart. With certain elements in mind, I have devised brief snapshots based on your Ascendant that will specifically help focus on you as a GP writer.

This month for you Aries, your communication and writing will come in the form of characters who will be in a position of power: Princess, King, or General. The fifth house, which represents the House of Good Fortune, takes you on this journey to new and foreign places, having to deal with political affairs which is signified in the ninth house. Of course romance can be swindled in there, but that will depend on whether you choose to have things settled in a diplomatic fashion, or have a conflict of interest. Knowing you Mars-ruled people, you are more than likely to add that clash to create some flavor to your danger in your writing. 

Holiday Treat: Chai Latte. Getting that kick to your calming tea.

Aries

Deception is calling out to you, Tantric Taureans. This month, Mercury is placed in the ninth house of foreign travel. Mercury is all about using communication to his or her advantage, so in turn, this could be a way for your character to become a spy, or a con-artist of some kind. Another idea is to have your character become a shady player and travel all around various countries, having casual flings wherever he or she goes only to break poor people's hearts. These are but a few suggestions as a way for you to get on Santa's naughty list. 

Holiday Food: Stuffing with Gravy. Can't enough of it and sad when it's gone.

Taurus

Rise against the cliches, Cancerians. This month you are represented by Mercury in the seventh house of relationships. Mercury as a planet tends to lean toward instability and conflict. Not that conflict has to be entirely negative, but having a conflict in the first place does tend to progress the plot of any story-line that you are working on. Last month may not have been so smooth for you, but this month, have your character create a hidden agenda. Mars is in a dark house which signifies worry, loss, anxiety and death. A decent genre for you to be working on this month is thriller/suspense.

Holiday Dessert: Lemon Sandwich Cookies. An uncommon delicate snack that packs a punch to your taste buds. 

Cancer

Gemini

Selectivity is your key word this month for you, Gemini. It's not that you blow off people, but when it comes your character, you know exactly what you're looking for when it comes to the love department. You bring that fire and active energy through your passion for writing. For story-lines, focus on unknown or new destinations, outside the norm. How about creating something of the fantasy or sci-fi realm? Perhaps you and your writing partner can build some great ideas together and develop some nice world building while also sneaking in that romance aspect. 

Holiday Dessert: Gingersnaps. You either love the taste of ginger, or you are selective about your preferences and move on.

Partnerships remain strong this month, Leo. You are signified by Venus, which is all about reconciliation and unity. Your writing energies will give off that romantic flair that your partners will enjoy reading. Lately it's been one fun control game these past couple of months, but this month, you can back off and enjoy the writing for what it is. In terms of the romantic department, focus on your characters exploring local venues or delve into specific pairings such as neighbors and extended family members (for a tabooed love). Jupiter is placed in the third house, so you can expand and develop these concepts with specific people in mind.

Holiday Dessert: Cream Puffs. They are absolutely scrumptious. What's not to love about them?

Leo

Time to reel in your romantic energies back this month, Virgo. The particular genre that is recommended for you is Slice of Life. While it may not always be at the top of the list, some suggestions could be to highlight on a rejected childhood romance, where your character and your writing partner's character could meet many years later down the road. There could be that separation that will really bring out those realistic emotions through your writing. And while most people find it hard to believe, Virgos are actually quite sensual and humanitarian folks. 

Holiday Dessert: Macaroon. Sweet and light, just like the above-mentioned genre.

Virgo

This month, Libra, you have amazing ideas and want to grow in your writing; however, be prepared to hold onto those visions and ideas so that you can come back to them at a later time. Right now, certain energies are being blocked. You may need to step back on your writing abilities so that you don't overdo them or push boundaries.

Holiday Dessert: Fruitcake. We either dread it or tolerate it. It's not the actual dessert but the cooks who don't do this holiday cake justice.

Libra

Writing is heavily highlighted here in your third house, dear Scorpio, with Mercury placed here. You are in your element. In addition, sexual energies are being put into the darkest house (how fitting). That usually indicates darker elements are involved--not your usual vanilla fluff. If you think in that direction this month, it will bring out your beautiful and mysterious craft. 

Holiday Dessert: Jam Thumbprint Cookies. Quick and easy. Prep time only takes 25 minutes. (Go to Food Network for the recipe.)

Scorpio

Your writing is very active this month. You've got two planets in the house of communication and writing here. Venus is all about bringing unity and reconciliation, which could be the desire or end goal that you wish to bring to fruition. At the same time, Mars is also visiting, which brings a fiery and challenging nature. Mars is bringing those sexual energies; however, Mars is moving away from Venus. A suggestion is that you could have your characters chasing one another. You can communicate with your writing partner that this love game of cat and mouse could be fun, bringing adventure, action and intrigue all in one story-line. 

Holiday Food: Green Bean Casserole. A traditional dish with yummy ingredients, providing that southern comfort palette this holiday season.

Sagittarius

Your writing will help you connect with others and help expand your status at the same time, Capricorn. Lots of productive action is happening this month. In terms for your characters, step into a villainous role. Mercury is placed in the first house. I think of trickster, but then at the same time, Jupiter is placed in a prominent place. So perhaps upon first-glance, you may have your character appear as a menacing good-for-nothing brute or bitch, but on the flip-side, your character means well and has fantastic visions to surely shock your writing partners. Novel idea, right? Play around with this concept and see where it can take you. 

Holiday Food: Sweet Potato. Healthy, and sweet, what a nice holiday treat! However, not everyone is a sweet potato fan. Are you?

Capricorn

Your writing is all about catering and pampering yourself to your own pleasures, quirky Aquarians. If you seem to be lacking on writing partners, maybe it's time to update that request thread you've had for some time. This is the perfect time to advertise yourself to new and potential writing partners. You've got plenty of unique ideas--just think positive. 

Holiday Dessert: Sparkling Jello. Why settle for regular when you can add some fizz to your flavor?

Aquarius

This month for you Pisces, your writing energies involve romance topics being isolated or trapped. Venus is placed in the darkest house, meaning it is at its weakest point during this time. Perhaps you can focus on a certain aspect such as neglect, or loneliness. In turn, your writing partner could be that knight in shining armor to help combat a former heartbreak. On the flip side, you can focus on a topic, in that your writing partner can agree to being that destructive boyfriend or girlfriend. This holiday season may not seem too positive for your characters, but that is something based on what you and writing partner decide to do. 

Holiday Food: Candied Yams. Gross by itself, but when you add marshmallows, the flavor is redeemed.

Pisces

For more information on how to find your Ascendant, please visit the following website: http://astro-charts.com/tools/new/birthchart/.

Stay tuned for November's monthly report! Special thanks to GP member, Auriel, for contributing to this publication.

November 2016

by AkatsukiFaye

Scorpio sneaks on in during October 23 – November 21. We are moving along from the fast, cardinal phase from Libra to gaining momentum into a fixed state. As a precaution for this month, Mercury moves into Sagittarius, which could shift tones drastically depending on the context. Arguments may flare up, but thanks to the exalted moon around mid-month, things will calm down and return to its proper state and order. Even though some plans may or may not have manifested well, the resolve is not to give up. After all, Scorpio is a fixed sign and will help move things along in a consistent manner. In addition, along with their sexiness, Scorpios are super passionate in everything they do. They are also quite mysterious, so you can always expect to learn something new about them. You are always likely to discover a fetish or two. Even though these guys and gals love to get it on, be sure to give them their space. 

The following is a monthly report of astrological insight according to how the planets are transiting according to your personal Ascendant. Instead of basing information off of your Sun sign, we will use your Ascendant (a.k.a. first-house ruler) to help you hone in on where to focus your writing energies for the month. It provides a more accurate account of your body, constitution, and self-expression. With certain elements, I have devised of combining the facets that specifically focus on you as a GP writer.

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For more information on how to find your Ascendant, please visit the following website: 

http://astro-charts.com/tools/new/birthchart/


Stay tuned for next month's monthly astrological reports!

October 2016

by AkatsukiFaye

Libra takes the spotlight from September 23 - October 22. Things have wrapped up with mutable Virgo, so now we are starting new projects and taking initiative with this sanguine sign. Libra is kind, action-oriented and humane. It is also ruled by Venus, a benevolent planet signified by recreational activities, love, entertainment, and joy. Another interesting thing to add for this year, in particular, is that Mars is now in the sign of Capricorn, in exaltation. Last month, you may have experienced some actions as hazy or confusing but now things are becoming clearer and new inspirations become manifested. Much of Guilty Pleasures itself is very similar to Libra which seeks unity and connection coupled with objectivity and judgment. Finally, a special shout-out goes to xWickedBlackLace, our founder of GP. Her birthday was September 26, which goes back to my point of how this amazing lady is our pillar and foundation for making this wonderful community strong and still growing! 

The following is a monthly report of astrological insight according to how the planets are transiting according to your personal Ascendant. Instead of basing information off of your Sun sign, we will use your Ascendant (a.k.a. first-house ruler) to help you hone in on where to focus your writing energies for the month. It provides a more accurate account of your body, constitution, and self-expression. With certain elements, I have devised of combining the facets that specifically focus on you as a GP writer.

Aries

The need for communication is strong this month when Mercury is placed in the seventh house of relationships and known enemies. Here, the need for connection is heavily stressed. Aries ascendants out there are known for independence and stubbornness. This month, Libra takes a predominant influence, which is all about balance, connection, and love. Now would be the time to reconcile with known enemies and mend all those quarrels you've had with your writing partners' characters in your stories. The result? Sexy time! 


Theme: Commitment Conquers Cuckoo Catastrophes 

Taurus

This month Taurus, take your character and explore some kinky activities such as bondage, and rope play. Sexy time is placed in the sixth house of physical injury, slavery, and toil. Just make sure to use consent so that you and the other writing partner involved have terms and limits. For you, sensuality is moved to pleasuring the other. Here, your character could play the loving submissive.


Theme: Beautiful Bondage Becomes Bountiful

Cancer

Calling out you homebodies, you Cancerians! Focus on what you already like to do: be at home. Focus on what your character's home is for him/her in your writing. In addition, relationships with others are vital. Now is not the time to become withdrawn, but connected.

 
Theme: Home Is Where the Heart Is.

Pleasure, food, drink and other recreational activities are major influences this month for you, Gemini. Perhaps when you've become bored, or inundated with intricate story-lines, some one-shot scenarios could pose as a nice alternative. Charisma will enhance the love language and will increase your chances of nabbing your future sweetheart in some fun erotica. 


Song of Choice: "Take Another Piece of My Heart" - Janis Joplin 

Gemini

Leo

This month for you, Leo, it's all about taking short trips and exploring new hot spots in your stories. Jupiter is wanting to grow and connect with others in terms of your characters meeting neighbors and other locals around the area. When it comes to pleasure and sexy time, having it at home poses problems, or at least change it up by adding a new room so that you and writing partner can get really creative. In general, change of scenery or location is suggested where both parties can find refuge. 


Theme: "The wise traveler learns not to repeat the same successes, but tries new places all the time." - Paul Fussell

Virgo

There is no question that this month for you, Virgo, your communication and writing will be exalted in the romance department. In terms of the actual activities, there may be a bit of vacillating. This could be a good time to filter out and bring forth repressed sexual energies and make it known to your writing partner or partners through the feelings of your characters--even if you need to be brutally honest. Virgos are known for their constructive criticism. It will bring a sense of realism to the story-line. 


Song of Choice: "Closer" - Nine Inch Nails 

Libra

Last month, you have had difficulties with writing, Libra. Unfortunately, the writing is just not going to get any better, at least for another month. Communication is placed in the first house, which is the most angular house in the chart. This month is all about you, the actual person. Focus on yourself and dare to explore new things or hobbies. Detach from the wired, virtual space just for a bit, and explore your external, real-life environments. 


Theme: "It's Never Too Late to Become the Person You are Capable of Being." - Picturequotes.com

Scorpio

Action is key, Scorpio. This month, take the time to air out grievances and make sure you are being communicative and responsive to your writing partners. In terms of writing, use this time to channel in on your character's sexual energies to where they are hurting or self-inflicting since your mind is already in that dark space. Then again, this is not entirely news due to your inherent inclinations. 


Song of Choice: "Hurt" - Johnny Cash

Sagittarius

Money makes the world go round this month, Sag. A fortunate placement is located in the house of material possessions and personal values. The past can shape your character, rising up to the occasion where wealth plays heavy influence. Some other ideas: A great leader can rise from the ashes, or have that leader surpass his or her predecessor. In addition, Sagittarius in Saturn means that in contrast to a cunning, rigid character (which Saturn represents), this natural Jupiter-ruled sign will add luck and a jovial disposition. 


Song of Choice: "Money" - Pink Floyd

Capricorn

This month for you, Capricorn, your writing will skyrocket in terms of getting recognition. This is your time to shine; others will see your creative process which may deserve a badge or two. In terms of story-line ideas, this would be a great time to focus on your characters' friendships turning sour, dreams being dashed, and social networks going up in flames. 


Theme: "Failure will never overtake me if my definition to succeed is strong enough." - Abdul Kalam

Aquarius

This month, Aquarius, you are feeling restless. You have great ideas that may not see the light of day soon. However, hold tight because your time in the sun is coming. In the meantime, don't let your anxiousness get the best of you and instead use it to write as much as possible. 


Theme: Privately Put the Pedal to the Metal

This month, Aquarius, you are feeling restless. You have great ideas that may not see the light of day soon. However, hold tight because your time in the sun is coming. In the meantime, don't let your anxiousness get the best of you and instead use it to write as much as possible. 


Theme: Privately Put the Pedal to the Metal

Pisces

This month, Pisces, for your characters, get in tune with how they are not feeling loved and/or appreciated. Perhaps you can focus on a story-line where unrequited love takes place. Focus specifically on emotions such as pain and anguish to bring a sense of realism.


Song of Choice: "Need You Now" - Lady Antebellum 

For more information on how to find your Ascendant, please visit the following website: http://astro-charts.com/tools/new/birthchart/.

Stay tuned for November's monthly report! Special thanks to GP member, Auriel, for contributing to this publication.

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